55 Can you cook your chicken by slapping it?

Honey, are you ok? You’ve hardly touched your slappy chicken

I originally read this article about 3 years ago and it was so intriguing, both that you could theoretically slap a chicken into cooked state or that someone has actually researched it

No joke

I won’t bore you with the maths

TLDR: 23,034 slaps

or

1 HUGE slap at 3725.95mph

Imagine having that power

“I AM THOMAS,

I CAN COOK A CHICKEN IN ONE SLAP

BOW BEFORE ME OR BE SLAP COOKED”

What’s the point of this?

While it may be possible to cook a chicken by a thousand slappy special move (if you’ve played Street Fighter 2 you’ll know)

This probably isn’t the best way to cook chicken on a regular basis

Even if you are LORD THOMAS then delivering the SUPER SLAPstill probably isn’t the best use of your energy

👎There’s plenty of people on the internet who will swear blind that to lose weight you NEED to do their special diet

You know the sort

👎 Anything that installs specific rules of what you can and can’t eat

👎 The times when you can eat them along with the ‘Secret’ that they have

👎 Which is generally a herbal widget that has none or little evidence behind it

You could do their diet
It would probably work for you

😔 If you managed to stick to it

But is it the best use of your efforts to make things harder than they need to be?

Just because you CAN do something to get the result you want